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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 14

The story so far… The car’s interior smelled new, as though it had just rolled off the assembly line. The license plate read HC-05. How big was this Holiday Consortium? And what did it do, besides knocking off rogue commercial … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 13

The story so far They gave me a wicker basket holding my assistant, a company car, a corporate credit card, and a folder with my first assignment. I didn’t bother looking at the folder. Instead I went to see my … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 12

Our story so far Chapter Five, continued It was vault rather than room that met my eyes. A back wall held rows and rows of drawers. In the middle, a raised dais of what looked like the same white plastic … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 11

The story thus far… Chapter Five The words hit me like a sledgehammer, slamming into my midsection to elicit a single puff of a word. “What?” He just kept walking. And I must have known, somewhere in a corner of … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 10

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three. Chapter Four so far. Chapter Four, continued Okay, here’s the official version. Gods are created by people’s beliefs. Everyone’s been pretty careful to stay off the topic of God with a big G, but … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 09

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three. Chapter Four If you’re like me, you were disappointed the first time you saw him. You expected the Easter Bunny, shining white fur and perky ears and a big bow tie and somehow encompassing … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 08

Chapter One. Chapter Two. Chapter Three In the morning, no Harriet, just a note on the kitchen counter: OJ in fridge. Make sure door locks when you let yourself out. No accompanying key. Clearly once I left, I wasn’t invited … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 7

(Chapter One. Chapter Two so far. Author’s note: I have changed Emma’s last name from Drakkar to Amme. I have my reasons.) In Harriet’s spare room, I plugged my cell phone in and checked my e-mail. Notes of commiseration from … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 6

(Chapter One can be found here, here, and here. Chapter Two is contained here and here.) “You can stay with me tonight,” Harriet said at the end. “There’s a box of stuff for Goodwill in the spare room, so you … Continue reading

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The Easter Bunny Must Die, Part 5

(Chapter One can be found here, here, and here. The beginning of Chapter Two is here.) She picked up after the third ring. “Arachne’s Web Wooing, can I help you?” “Harriet?” I said. There was a long pause, during which … Continue reading

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