First, I didnâ€™t set out to be a humorist. And Iâ€™ve only got one sci-fi comedy novel so far, Where the Hell is Tesla?, so Iâ€™m not sure I qualify as anyone you should listen to. But Iâ€™ve always loved funny sci-fi, like Douglas Adamsâ€™ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, or John Scalziâ€™s Agent to the Stars, or Pratchett and Gaimanâ€™s Good Omens, and I love the process of writing humor. It seems like a fit. Iâ€™m sticking with it.
Along the way, Iâ€™ve learned a ton from great writers, and great teachers, and from screwing up in every conceivable way. So here are a few of my favorite little nuggets that you might find it useful in your own writing:
1. Exaggerated Contrast.
Imagine you move into your new apartment, and you go next door to ask if they signed for a package you were expecting. Youâ€™re invited in, and you find yourself in the middle of four adult males playing Dungeons and Dragons. With costumes on. Hmm. This might make a funny story to tell your friends later. But letâ€™s exaggerate the contrast more by making all four of these guys over-the-top-crazy-smart scientists who revel in everything tech and sci-fi. Now whatâ€™s your story? The Big Bang Theory. A huge comedy hit, in its ninth season. A classic fish-out-of-water story pitting poor Penny against the ultimate geek squad.
Or take Dortmunder, the cat burglar hero from the old Donald Westlake novels. Heâ€™s literally the only sane person in an insane world filled with incompetent crooks, bungling cops, and inept villains. The result? He had so much comic potential he starred in twenty-five novels and short stories.
Why does fish-out-of-water work? Because the greater you can make the gap between the normal personâ€™s perspective (Penny, Dortmunder) and the crazy worldâ€™s perspective (the four scientists, incompetents in general), the richer the vein of comic possibility. And science fiction can be even better, as your worlds are only limited by your imagination. Just look at Hitchhikerâ€™s Guideâ€™s hapless Arthur Dent, thrust into insanity on a galactic scale. And in my novel, the â€œfishâ€ are two regular joes who find themselves trapped inside an â€œInterdimensional Transfer Apparatusâ€ â€“ where each dimension they visit is strange, and rife with comic opportunity.
2. The power of three.
Take a look at this exchange between two friends on a bridge.
Murph smiles. â€œLook. Itâ€™s only forty feet, and the waterâ€™s plenty deep. You first.â€
Andy peers down, with one eye closed, gripping the railing for dear life. â€œWhat are you crazy? No way!â€
â€œCome on. Okay, weâ€™ll jump together. Itâ€™ll be fun.â€
Andy shakes his head. â€œNo, Itâ€™ll be death. Forget it.â€
â€œIâ€™ll buy you Skittles.â€
â€œHmm. The big bag?â€
The first time Andy says no is the setup, describing the conflict. The second time he says no, it ratchets up the tension and validates his convictions â€“ thereâ€™s no way heâ€™s backing down. And the third time is the release and the punch line â€“ not only has Andy reversed, but heâ€™s made risking his life contingent only on which size bag of Skittles he gets out of the deal. (He must really like Skittles.) Thatâ€™s the power of three.
Letâ€™s not stop there, though. Who did you think this was? A couple of teenage boys? Now imagine theyâ€™re seventy-five. Suddenly weâ€™ve added exaggerated contrast to goose the humor (old guys donâ€™t jump off bridges, and I donâ€™t know any that eat Skittles). Even think about the word â€œSkittles.â€ Okay, itâ€™s cheap comedy, but the sound of the word â€œSkittlesâ€ is kind of funny. Different. The way it rolls off your brain when you say it. Plus, their little exchange is alsoâ€¦
3. Two friends arguing.
Listen to Where the Hell is Tesla?â€™s heroes, Chip and Pete, after Chip discovers directions to Teslaâ€™s interdimensional portal in a journal and tries to talk Pete into investigating:
â€œSo, you want to check this thing out, right?â€
â€œF**k no. What are you, an idiot?â€
â€œDude. What could possibly go wrong?â€
â€œClassic. Cut to scene of us in jail. Or scene of us dead. Or scene of us God-knows-where in space-time.â€
â€œWell it would be space, not time. It would be the same time no matter where we went. Itâ€™s a dimension machine, not a time machine. â€œ
â€œOh, gee, now I totally want to go.â€
The comedy tradition of two buddies who love each other but bicker like an old married couple goes way back to Laurel and Hardyâ€™s â€œhereâ€™s another fine mess youâ€™ve gotten us into.â€ (Iâ€™m sure it goes back even further, like ancient Egyptians had plays about roommates who couldnâ€™t agree on how many humps a camel is supposed to have.) Abbott and Costello, Crosby and Hope, Chandler and Joey, the angel/demon couple of Aziraphale and Crowley in Good Omens, and David and John in John Dies at the End. The list goes on and on and on.
Why does it work? There is something about friendship (which we all love) and bickering (which we all indulge in) that feels familiar, and when exaggerated, reminds us how the foils of life, the things we fight about, are silly and kind of funny. And it creates conflict where the stakes arenâ€™t too high. And it allows us to live vicariously through characters who say and do the things we secretly wish we could in real life.
There are a lot of things I love about Audition, Michael Shurtleffâ€™s book on how actorâ€™s should audition for roles (though itâ€™s really about how to craft a good story). But my favorite is probably what he calls â€œDiscoveriesâ€ â€“ remembering always to ask yourself â€œwhat is new?â€ Surprise creates new â€“ and potentially funny â€“ conflict in a scene. An example: deep into Where the Hell is Tesla?, Chip wakes up from a particularly shocking experience with a surprise: he has a new foot. A furry one.
â€œI donâ€™t care. Iâ€™d still rather have no foot. Nikola, youâ€™re a man of reason. Would you want a furry alien foot? Truly, deep down in your heart? Wouldnâ€™t you rather have a nice pair of crutches? Or a hand-carved mahogany peg leg? Please cut this thing off, will you?â€
â€œChip. We are obviously not going to cut off your new foot. Can you not see even one positive thing in this?â€
Hmm. I hesitate. I look down at it. â€œWell, itâ€™ll never get cold.â€
5. Donâ€™t be afraid of slapstick.
People fall down. Kids accidentally hit their parents in the crotch with frisbees. Moms drop birthday cakes on the floor. And you know what? Itâ€™s funny. It just is. Americaâ€™s Funniest Home Videos is based entirely on that premise, and itâ€™s in its millionth season. So donâ€™t shy away from it â€“ embrace it. Have your main character slap someone by accident while making a point. Have your villain bend over and split his pants. Have your hero drink what she thinks is lemonade, until the lab guy tells her itâ€™s poison, and she spits it out in his face. BUT keep it relevant to your charactersâ€™ personalities and motivations, so itâ€™s not just a one-off visual joke. Becauseâ€¦
6. Itâ€™s not about â€œjokes.â€
One-liners are for stand-up comedians and movies like The Avengers. Donâ€™t get me wrong, I love the fun of The Avengers, but I avoid things like serious action sequences punctuated by zingers, like this one after Thor hits Captain Americaâ€™s shield: â€œItâ€™s all in the swing.â€ In fact, that whole trailer is a great example of joke overkill – thereâ€™s a snappy one-liner every five seconds. Be careful of â€œjokes.â€ Jokes are empty unless theyâ€™re a natural extension of the situation and the characterâ€™s state of mind.
Thereâ€™s a security in writing comedy, knowing that as bad as it gets, even if minor characters die, itâ€™ll never get THAT bad. So donâ€™t forget to let them have fun. I love the way John Scalzi does this (Iâ€™m thinking about Agent to the Stars and Redshirts in particular.) Even in their lowest moments, trapped in an underground chamber, your characters can talk about how they hated the movie Ghost. Or during a torrential downpour on a dark night on a dangerous planet, have your hero skip through a puddle, remembering that was her favorite thing when she was a kid. In Where the Hell is Tesla?, I had the main characters, right in the middle of all the tension, have a pillow fight. The world is your oyster â€“ slurp it up.
Maybe the biggest thing with comedy (as with all storytelling, I guess), is instilling it with heart. Without real living, breathing characters with real feelings, you wind up laughing at them, instead of with them (if you laugh at all.) Think about all the characters Iâ€™ve mentioned in this post, or ones from your favorite sit-coms. When you get to know them, you bond with them, and when they fall down you feel bad (even though youâ€™re laughing), and when theyâ€™re climbing a mountain youâ€™re rooting for them, and when they say or do something funny, not only do you laugh, but you feel good about it.
Wow. I didnâ€™t realize Iâ€™d actually have a point, but I guess thatâ€™s it. That itâ€™s not about the laughs. Itâ€™s about the feeling that comes with the laughs: that kind of giddy, warm connection to a story and a character, that makes you feel good, feel a little glow, even after youâ€™ve closed the book.
If youâ€™re interested in humor writing, I highly recommend:
- The Comic Toolbox, by John Vorhaus (indispensable, and the source of several of these concepts)
- Audition, by Michael Shurtleff (not specifically about comedy, but awesome for scene writing)
- 1984, by George Orwell (Iâ€™m kidding, if thereâ€™s ever been an anti-comedy, thatâ€™s it)
About Rob Dircks
Rob is author of the science fiction comedy novel Where the Hell is Tesla? His previous work, an anti-self-help book titled Unleash the Sloth: 75 Ways to Reach Your Maximum Potential By Doing Less, has the distinction of being the very first self-help book to prescribe taking a nap instead of mowing the lawn. Both books have been bestsellers (depending on your definition of â€œbestseller.â€) Heâ€™s a member of SFWA (Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America), and owner of Goldfinch Publishing, a small (very small, wee in fact) assisted publishing service. He also owns and operates an ad agency, Dircks Associates. You can follow and contact him on RobDircks.com.
About Where the Hell is Tesla?
SCI-FI ODYSSEY. COMEDY. LOVE STORY. AND OF COURSE… NIKOLA TESLA.
I’ll let Chip, the main character tell you more: “I found the journal at work. Well, I don’t know if you’d call it work, but that’s where I found it. It’s the lost journal of Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest inventors and visionaries ever. Before he died in 1943, he kept a notebook filled with spectacular claims and outrageous plans. One of these plans was for an “Interdimensional Transfer Apparatus” – that allowed someone (in this case me and my friend Pete) to travel to other versions of the infinite possibilities around us. Crazy, right? But that’s just where the crazy starts.â€
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